A New STD to be concerned about

(ATLANTA)  The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a
new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.  The disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many
victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past
four years.  Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected
include: antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with
messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to
incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked
by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of
geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
categorical all-or-nothing behavior.  Naturalists and epidemiologists
are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years
ago from a bush found in Texas.