Fun wid Unix

I haven't tried these yet...

>List of some actual "funny" responses from Unix when
you mis-enter
>"appropriate"
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>$ cat "food in cans"
>cat: can't open food in cans
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>$ nice man woman
>No manual entry for woman.
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>$ rm God
>rm: God nonexistent
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>$ ar t God
>ar: God does not exist
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>$ ar r God
>ar: creating God
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>$ got a light?
>No match.
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>$ man: why did you get a divorce?
>man:: Too many arguments.
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>$ !:say, what is saccharine?
>Bad substitute.
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>$ drink bottle: cannot open
>opener: not found
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