Insurance Report

Possibly the funniest story in a long while,this is a bricklayer's
accident report, which was printed in
the newsletter of the American Insurance Journal. This is a true story.

Had this guy died,he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure.

Dear Sir:

"I am writing in response to your request for additional information
in Block 3 of the accident report form.I put "poor planning" as the
cause of my accident.You asked for a fuller explanation and I
trust the following details will be sufficient.

I was alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed
my work,I found that I had some bricks left over which,when weighed
later,were found to be slightly more than 500 lbs.Rather than carry
the
bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a
pulley,which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth
floor.

Securing the rope at ground level,I went up to the roof,swung the
barrel out and loaded the bricks into it.Then I went down and untied
the rope,holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form, that I weigh 135 lbs.

Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly,I lost
my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope.Needless to say,I
proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor,I met the barrel, which was now
proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed.This explains the
fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed
in section 3 of! the accident report form.

Slowed down slightly,I continued my rapid ascent,not stopping until
the fingers on my right hand were two knuckles deep into the
pulley.Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and
was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to
experience a great deal of pain.

At approximately the same time,however,the barrel of bricks hit the
ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel.


Now devoid of the weight of the bricks,that barrel weighed approximately 50lbs.

I refer you again to my weight.

As you can imagine,I began a rapid descent,down the side of the
building.In the vicinity of the third floor,I met the barrel coming
up.This accounts for the two fractured ankles,broken tooth and several
lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly.The encounter with the barrel
seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the
pile of bricks and fortunately,only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report,however,as I lay there on the pile of bricks,in
pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind
and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel
beginning its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your questions.