Letter to dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the premonition, he opened the envelope and read the The
letter.......

Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
mom and you.I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle
clothes. But it's not only he passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is
so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.Joan taught me that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and
trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In
the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan
can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know Someday I'm sure we'll
be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, John

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbours house I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk centre drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for me to come home.