The fuckin forwarder

For all of you that get sick of receiving
all the cutzie friendship crap,
read on............
Dear Fucker,
You are my fuckin' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that's true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you.
I will be fuckin' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
To do a fuckin' good deed.
So just fuckin call on me, Whatever the fuck you need.
And I'll fuckin' always be there,
Even to the fuckin' end.
Cause I give a fuck.

Forward this promise to all your fuckin
friends to show your fuckin friendship and
watch who sends it the fuck back to you...
(And fuck you if you don't fucking send it back!)