The Twelve Step Program

THE 12 STEP PROGRAM

The 12-Step Program for Web Addict Survivors - Join now
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1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read
my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not
with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash
clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the
Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those
unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-
deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot
contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book ... I think I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and
stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the
music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check
for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a
week, whether it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I
forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy
on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go
to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there
tomorrow!