Sunday, November 06, 2005

Jargon Generator

Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?.........use
Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.

It is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced 0. Management 0. contingency
1. total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated 2. reciprocal 2. projection
3. compatible 3. monitored 3. time-frame
4. synchronized 4. digital 4. concept
5. optimal 5. modular 5. programming
6. responsive 6. transitional 6. mobility
7. functional 7. Incremental 7. capability
8. parallel 8. third-generation 8. flexibility
9. systemized 9. policy 9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability".
Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything
to anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they
are so they won't say anything!! ..
You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve
"optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an
"integrated monitored projection" ..............and your boss will probably promote
you or your customer will be blown away with your technological
superiority.

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