Observation

VERY INTERESTING.......


YEAR 1981

1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED
2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES
4. POPE DIED

YEAR 2005

1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED
2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES
4. POPE DIED


IN FUTURE, IF PRINCE CHARLES DECIDES TO RE-MARRY .... GOD BLESS THE POPE !!

Observation

VERY INTERESTING.......


YEAR 1981

1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED
2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES
4. POPE DIED

YEAR 2005

1. PRINCE CHARLES GOT MARRIED
2. LIVERPOOL CROWNED CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
3. AUSTRALIA LOST THE ASHES
4. POPE DIED


IN FUTURE, IF PRINCE CHARLES DECIDES TO RE-MARRY .... GOD BLESS THE POPE !!

The Twelve Step Program

THE 12 STEP PROGRAM

The 12-Step Program for Web Addict Survivors - Join now
(Free Membership if you join within the next 30 days!)

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read
my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not
with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash
clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the
Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those
unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-
deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot
contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book ... I think I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and
stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the
music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check
for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a
week, whether it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I
forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy
on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go
to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there
tomorrow!

Oneliners from Maurizio

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any
firearms with me. I said, "What do you need?"

NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles
a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?

I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet... he said "postage
dew".

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is spilled coffee.

Odd that when a house burns down, the only things left standing are the
chimney and the fireplace.

Only in America do we shop at places with limited parking, overpriced
items, and long lines and insultingly, call them convenience stores.

We're going to have a terrorist attack, but we don't know where or
when. I think you could say the same thing about tornadoes.

I went to see Pavarotti once and I'll tell you this much, he doesn't
like it when you join in.

How dangerous could a fax be, if the pen is mightier than the sword and
a picture is worth a thousand words.

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing,
the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken.

Jargon Generator

Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?.........use
Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.

It is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced 0. Management 0. contingency
1. total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated 2. reciprocal 2. projection
3. compatible 3. monitored 3. time-frame
4. synchronized 4. digital 4. concept
5. optimal 5. modular 5. programming
6. responsive 6. transitional 6. mobility
7. functional 7. Incremental 7. capability
8. parallel 8. third-generation 8. flexibility
9. systemized 9. policy 9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability".
Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything
to anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they
are so they won't say anything!! ..
You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve
"optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an
"integrated monitored projection" ..............and your boss will probably promote
you or your customer will be blown away with your technological
superiority.

Fun wid Unix

I haven't tried these yet...

>List of some actual "funny" responses from Unix when
you mis-enter
>"appropriate"
>
>$ cat "food in cans"
>cat: can't open food in cans
>
>$ nice man woman
>No manual entry for woman.
>
>$ rm God
>rm: God nonexistent
>
>$ ar t God
>ar: God does not exist
>
>$ ar r God
>ar: creating God
>
>
>$ got a light?
>No match.
>
>$ man: why did you get a divorce?
>man:: Too many arguments.
>
>$ !:say, what is saccharine?
>Bad substitute.
>
>$ drink bottle: cannot open
>opener: not found
>