Why only women's letters to Dear Abby are printed ...

Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby
are printed....

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need
your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

To begin, I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings
but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been
going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming
home, but she always walks down the drive, although I
can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of
the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi? I once picked up her cell phone just to see what
time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I
should never touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the
truth, but last night she went out again and I decided
to really check on her. I decided I was going to park
my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and
then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that
I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to
be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix
myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob