Especially for Hyderabadies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a true Hyderabadi if:
1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH
number 56-678/4A/B-22),while you actually live in
the
second house beside Zamzam cafe in lane behind
Anand
Theatre on SP Road.

2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether
it
is a theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo,
designer jewellery show, science show or an
automobile
convention.

3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile
hotel
that serves Chinese delicacies such as "Vegetable
soft
needles", "Navrotten Kurma", "Chicken Manchewurea"
or
"American Chompsee".

4. Your answer is 'seedha chale jao' when somebody
asks you for directions,whether it is to Malakpet,
Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.

5. You come across tailors sporting the board:
Immidiot delivery in two days only.

6.You can speak Hindi, Urdu, hyderabadi hinglish,
except Telugu, fluently.

7.You ask the waiter to get you some 'Mango pickle'
even if you are sitting at a lavish continental
banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, talian
and Lebanese cuisines.

9. You order for a tea just after having had a
Caramel custard.

10. You have at least one Srinivas,Prasad, Raju
or Venkatesh within six square feet. OR you have at
least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance
with these names.

11. You have at least one cousin, friend, colleague
or
acquaintance in the US in software.

12. Everytime somebody gives you a piece of good
news, the first thing you ask them is 'Party kab
hain?'

13. Refer to any past as 'parso', be it yesterday or
long before three hundred years.

14. You call 11 AM as subah subah.

15. You label your boss as 'Dimakh Kharab'

16. You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are
on time.

17. You look at the fixed price stand and still
ask 'dene ka bolo'

18. You are reading this and secretly admitting
that you are, after all, a true blue Hyderabadi.

you know one thing..... Once a Hyderabadi, always a
Hyderabadi.