Newton & Rajnikanth!

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced
that all his logic and laws in physics were just
a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he
had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long
Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately
only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does...
He throws the knife at the middle gangster... & shoots
the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah... not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun. Bang...
the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely shaken and decided to go back. But he
happened to see another
movie for one last time, and thought that at least one
movie would follow his theory of physics. The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in
the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.Rajanikanth gets to know
that the villain is on the other side of a very high
wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump
even if he tries like one of those superman techniques
that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible...)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has
reached above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is
dead.

Newton commits suicide...